A Good Girl, a Bad Girl and a Pop Song
Two blonds are fighting over who gets Screwed first. Now, don't be vulgar. This is a dispute between unavoidable hotel heiress PARIS HILTON, left (sister of less famous Nicky), and squeaky-clean singer-actress HAYLIE DUFF (sister of more famous Hilary). Each recorded a song called Screwed for her upcoming debut album. When a bootleg copy of Hilton's version hit the Net last week, the still hazy issue of who has first-release rights to the tune became urgent. While the record companies work things out, we'd like to suggest a compromise: recruit brunet rocker Ashlee Simpson (sister of more famous Jessica) for a trio.
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