BEER AND A SHOT: The N.R.A. announced plans to open a theme restaurant in Times Square, replete with a virtual shooting gallery. We asked the copywriters at Wong Doody, redball media.com and Luminant Worldwide to come up with possible slogans:
Where the whole family gets loaded
Never a waiting period
You kill it. We grill it
Complaints dealt with promptly
Every round is on the house
The food will blow you away
Steaks don't kill people
You can have that chicken wing when you pry it from my cold, dead hand