The World Wrestling Federation and the World Wildlife Fund hold something in common besides the welfare of some vicious, hairy animals: their initials. Hence the Internet domain-name battle. The Fund uses wwf.org but the Federation uses wwf.com which the people at the Fund claim violates a 1994 agreement. They're trying to pursue it in court in London, but we say settle it in the ring. Here's how the teams match up:
WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION
--THE ROCK Weight: 275 lbs. From: Miami. Secret Weapon: Rock Bottom
--STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN Weight: 252 lbs. From: Victoria, Texas Secret Weapon: Stone Cold Stunner
--GRAND MASTER SEXAY Weight: 213 lbs. From: Memphis, Tenn. Secret Weapon: Hip Hop Drop
WORLD WILDLIFE FUND
--PANDA Weight: 160 lbs. to 350+ lbs. From: China Secret Weapon: Broad, flat molars
--STELLER's SEA LION Weight: 600 lbs. to 2,000+ lbs. From: Pacific Ocean, Bering Sea Secret Weapon: Finny feet
--MOUNTAIN GORILLA Weight: 200 lbs. to 400+ lbs. From: Africa Secret Weapon: Intimidating nostrils
PREDICTED WINNER: Fund (on brainpower)