News Quiz Apr. 23, 2001

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1. Israeli PM Ariel Sharon had the lights in his home turned off because:

a) that's how his girlfriend likes it b) of his new glow-in-the-dark stars c) he didn't pay his electricity bill d) of Barak's energy deregulation plan

2. In this picture:

a) stupid Billy Bob thought it was a couples cross burning b) Spanish penitents parade on Good Friday c) we see that the Grand Wizard got her job for more than just her hatred

3. Abercrombie & Fitch pulled its catalog from Utah because:

a) it's got nudity b) Book of Mormon forbids "fitching" c) IOC kickbacks are too pricey d) if Orrin Hatch won't pose, Orrin Hatch suffers

4. Microsoft Office XP eliminated Clippy as a default feature because:

a) Clippy's agent asked for too much b) of a cheaper mascot, Severancy c) Clippy's short answers drove everyone nuts d) Clippy stank

5. Demonstrators may bring which to the McVeigh execution?

a) a date b) a Bible c) foam-rubber fingers d) Jujubes

ANSWERS: 1-c, 2-b, 3-a, 4-d, 5-b