JOB SUCKS, BUT RETIREMENT'S WORSE

By most accounts, former Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev had a miserable job during the last two years of his tenure. But apparently retirement, at least financially, was even worse. His pension: $1.65 a week. That pittance has been boosted to the comparative bonanza of $409. The source of the generosity was Gorby's old rival, Russian President Boris Yeltsin. A rumored explanation: Russians believe Yeltsin is looking ahead to his own days on the dole.

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RAY KELLY, New York City Police Commissioner, on the arrest of a New Jersey man in one of the nation's most baffling missing-children cases, the disappearance more than three decades ago of 6-year-old Etan Patz.
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