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POSTED NOV. 12, 2002
 Winona Ryder  Enough with the surveillance tape and the ripped clothing. We get it. You're starved for attention and lacking in some basic sense of fulfilment. So go serve your time handing out peanuts to needy squirrels — or whatever qualifies as community service in L.A. these days — but do us a favor: the next time you're seized by the need to go on a crime spree, try something a bit more exciting, for our sake. And try wearing black — we're sure you can find something suitable in your wardrobe. Who deserves next week's parting shot? E-mail your suggestions |
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