CF: You have four really nice, beautiful children. Do you like the hip-hop they play?
HF: Yes, there's some rap I do like very much. I like Eminem, Blackalicious.

CF: What do you think is the primary factor that is motivating the war with Iraq?
HF: Economics.

CF: Do you ever regret becoming an actor?
HF: No.

CF: Can you cry on cue?
HF: Huh?

CF: Why do you wear Wranglers?
HF: Because they make my butt look so good.

CF: This interview isn't about me, but who is your favorite actress?
HF: You.
CF: Good answer.
— Josh Tyrangiel