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Rhesus macaque monkeys rest on Cayo Santiago, known as Monkey Island off the eastern coast of Puerto Rico
Tuesday, Dec. 01, 2009

Open quoteIf you were a monkey, it would be torture.Close quote

  • JANE GOODALL,
  • primatologist, on a plan to breed monkeys for research in Puerto Rico
Photo: Brennan Linsley / AP | Source: ASSOCIATED PRESS

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