Canada's Headache
By JOEL STEIN
od Brind'Amour stepped off the bullet train in Nagano and took
a hard check to the ground. But the crush of Japanese fans was
actually gunning for Wayne Gretzky, who, after fleeing to the
Team Canada bus, said, "I've been in a lot of places, but I've
never seen anything like this." It wasn't supposed to go this
way for the Great One. The plan was to divert the
hockey-deprived country with Paul Tetsuhiko Kariya, who, at
least in Japan, is the most famous hockey player ever.
But Kariya, 23, a fourth-generation Canadian of half-Japanese
heritage, isn't part of the first 125 NHL players to participate
in the Olympics. The man Hockey News named the best player in
the world was stateside nursing a concussion received on Feb. 1,
when he took a stick to the head while celebrating a goal.
Kariya was grounded by doctors last Thursday. It was, he told
Team Canada general manager Bob Clark, "the worst day of my
life." The guy who held the offending stick, Gary Suter, despite
an NHL suspension, will be playing for the U.S. That makes
Canada mad.
Canada has been harboring a grudge since 1966, when the two
teams last met and the U.S. shocked its northern neighbor by
winning the World Cup. Canadians began to rethink their national
plan (More funding? A youth movement? Abandon NAFTA?), but what
really upset them was learning that hardly anyone in the U.S.
even knew about the contest. It's one thing to import Canadian
NHL teams to southern U.S. cities, steal SCTV guys for SNL,
infringe on fishing rights, but to beat them at their own sport?
This could get ugly.
Before the North American rivals get to that matchup, there will
be four other Dream Teams to get through--Sweden, Russia, the
Czech Republic and Finland--none of which will roll over. The
"Big Sheet," the offense-friendly, Olympic-size playing surface
that is 13 1/2 ft. wider than the NHL's, will help the smaller,
speedier European teams, as should the stiff penalties against
fighting. The Swedes took advantage of this in their first game,
swirling around the Americans and winning 4-2. And because a hot
goaltender can control a short series, the Czechs could take
gold because of Dominik Hasek, the NHL's 1997 MVP.
But Canada is likely to win its first gold since 1952 even
without Kariya. And the NHL might not have got all the hype it
hoped from him anyway. Sure, his skating would have been
incredible to watch on the Olympic-size rinks, but his comments
about not feeling very Japanese might not have played well, and
his lack of stage presence might have worked against the flashy
image the NHL wants to present. That's partly because he looks
less like an athlete than that guy from your computer-science
class. He's so small he was told he could never compete with
tough guys like Suter. Although listed as 5 ft. 11 in. for his
entire NHL career, Kariya admitted recently, "I'm 5 ft. 9 and,
like, 3/4 in. I guess I can say that. It doesn't matter, now
that I've proved myself."
He now has time to grow into all the off-ice attention. Sitting
at a Benihana's last month, eating a meal called the Rocky's
Junior, Kariya touched his cheek and discussed his shaving
habits: "A lot more often this year," he says, "every two or
three days now." Maybe 2002, in Salt Lake City, will work better
for Kariya after all. Gretzky can handle the Japanese for now.