The Short List of Things to Do

A guide to what you should see and what you should skip — and what you won't be able to avoid

The Secret Life of the American Teenager

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This series is teen soap as parental sex-horror show: an innocent band geek (Shailene Woodley) gets pregnant after (of course) her first time. Campily depicting high school as a den of sluts and predators, Secret achieves the noble goal of making sex thoroughly unsexy.

Grade: D+

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