Presidential Candidates on MySpace

This is the only guy who I wouldn't be embarrassed to keep as a friend. His photo has him looking off-camera in an Olympic parka having just done some kind of outdoorsy activity that we might do together one day. His site blasts the ultra-cool remix of Elvis' "A Little Less Conversation," which told me so much. Namely, that Romney, like myself, is not a man who enjoys foreplay. And he spent some real time on the interests section. I know the bands he likes (all cool except the Kingston Trio), his favorite books (Thomas Friedman! Huck Finn! Theodore Rex! No mention of Battleship Earth!). One of the groups he's involved in is "National Campaign for Turn Signal Enforcement." I hate when people don't signal! And his son Matt blogs, displaying pics of the old man's old car — the Gray Grunt. More Mitt!