Presidential Candidates on MySpace

Many Americans will decide whom to vote for based on their MySpace pages. To save you the time of researching their sites yourself, we reviewed all 18 of the candidates from both major parties ranked from lamest to coolest. In less than a year, you can tell people that the leader of the free world thanked you for the add

3. John Edwards

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Edwards seemed like the kind of guy who could fit in well with my friends, since he liked Bruce Springsteen, The Shawshank Redemption and Into Thin Air. And his intro song is the Foo Fighters' "Times Like These," which is kind of inspiring. But his huge display of photos of people posing with him made me feel like he was a corporate mascot or five points on a very weird scavenger hunt. Plus, he's indiscriminate with his friends. One of the people he's posing with, Maya, is also on Obama's site wearing a "Barack and Roll" T-shirt. (Not cool, Maya!) After a while, Edwards seemed like he might be one of those friends who seemed like lots of fun energy at first, but I'd soon get tired of how everything is about John Edwards. Also, take a look at the comments before you approve them. $*E*T*H the $*L*O*T*H strongly implied that you enjoy a specific type of homosexual activity.

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