Drug Dealer
And speaking of mind-altering substances... a drug dealer complains about how he's losing business because half his customers get high for free, out of medicine cabinets. Nice, pithy way of making a different kind of anti-drug warning, though it does lead you to wonder how to keep the kids from this guy once you lock up the medicine cabinet.
Grade: B

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