Audi
In a parody of the horse head scene from The Godfather, a man wakes up inside his mansion to find the grille of his stodgy old luxury car in his bed. Cut to the futuristic grille of a new Audi in the drive. The tag: "Old luxury just got put on notice." The takeaway: buy our car or we'll be forced to take extreme measures. Oh, my God! Has anyone seen the Clydesdales?
Grade: C+

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