Danny Noriega

Superstar
Not sure about Danny's chances of becoming the next American Idol, but I am getting a very strong Sanjaya vibe. From the impossible seriousness of his performance to the insane checkerboard cardigan sweater to the impeccable Anton Chigurh hair, this guy is rocking a charisma that America's teen girls and gay men can really get behind. He's definitely not rocking the competition though, despite the lukewarm praise of the judges.

















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