Luke Menard

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
The semifinalist most likely to land a soap-opera job post-elimination has the requisite facial stubble for George Michael's Wham! classic, but his voice sounds a little thin and he has little energy on the stage. More important, the bubble-gummy song choice doesn't fit his McDreamy image; his aim every night should be getting female viewers to throw their underwear on the stage, or at least at their TV sets. He's go-going home for this one.

















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