Top 10 T-shirt Worthy Slogans

#2. "I have a wide stance."
LARRY CRAIG, Idaho senator, in an oft-quoted but inaccurate phrase borne out of the police report summarizing the conservative Republican's explanation for why his foot might have touched a cop's in an adjacent bathroom stall during a sex sting at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport. What Craig actually said was, "I'm a fairly wide guy."

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