2. Janet From Another Planet

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Let's leave aside, for the purposes of this discussion, the hair. Once you've done that, there are really are only two problems anyone can have with the outfit Janet Jackson donned to open the concerts of her Rock Witchu tour. (1) The fit doesn't seem quite right. (2) She's wearing it in public.

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