47 Things to See, Hear, and Do This Fall

What does a unicorn sound like as it glides down a rainbow? With any luck that and a whole host of other adorable sonic mysteries will be solved when the American Idol runner-up releases his long-awaited — it's been months! — debut album. Production details are hard to come by, but you can guess the record will not feature numerous guest rappers or be released in clean and dirty versions. It's far more likely to be packaged with a vial of David's tears (which are rumored to cure sadness). Judging by the performance of Archuleta's first single, Crush, which entered the Billboard Hot 100 at No. 2, it will certainly fill the American Idol overlords who manage his career with joy.

— Josh Tyrangiel