Top 10 Worst Video Game Movies
Mark Wahlberg stars in this weekend's number one film Max Payne, the latest in an almost unstoppable line of bad movies based on video games. TIME's look at the ten worst console to screen adaptations is like shooting fish in a barrel with a plasma cannon.
Remember in the summer of 2007, when you saw Die Hard with a Vengeance and you asked yourself if it was possible for villain Timothy Olyphant to show fewer facial expressions? Then you saw Hitman and you were all like, "Oh, I guess it is possible."
As Agent 47, an assassin betrayed by his former organization, Olyphant plays bald very well which, if you've ever played the Hitman video game — or even just seen the box — you understand is essential to the movie. It's also the film's most illogical part. Whose genius idea was it to create a super-secret organization of bald assassins with bar codes on the back of their heads? That dude's identifiable a mile away!
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