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Top 10 George Carlin Quotes
The Kennedy Center posthumously awarded this year's Mark Twain Prize for American Humor to George Carlin. TIME takes a look at some of the legendary comedian's most memorable lines
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."
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