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Top 10 George Carlin Quotes
The Kennedy Center posthumously awarded this year's Mark Twain Prize for American Humor to George Carlin. TIME takes a look at some of the legendary comedian's most memorable lines
"You can prick your finger ... Just don't finger your prick." (explaining his "dirty words" list, 1972)
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