Top 10 Non-Emergency 911 Calls

Life or death? How about, "Cheeseburger"? TIME takes a look at some recent calls to the 911 emergency hotline that were anything but

Dude, Where's My Car?

In April 2009, Jeff Sabold, the owner of a luxury auto dealership in Texas, called 911 to report that he was "scared and lost" and had parked his 2000 Ferrari on unfamiliar train tracks after making a wrong turn. "Tell me what you saw on your way to nowhere," the dispatcher suggests. "Railroad tracks and some woods," Sabold helpfully replies. This meeting of minds was interrupted by Sabold's offhand follow-up: "There's a train coming, I'm going to get killed." Prodded by the incredulous dispatcher, Sabold finally exited the car, which was crushed by the oncoming train. Sabold was arrested for driving while intoxicated, but at least police were able to ascertain his whereabouts.

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