It's hard being a klutz, especially when it comes to phone ownership. You'll spend $200 on a fancy smartphone but we all know that on day one, you'll drop it in the toilet or send it skidding down the street as you get out of your car. The Android-based Motorola Defy is dust proof, water resistant, and built to take a beating, yet doesn't look like a lunch pail and costs only $100. Carry on, Clumsy.
Price: $100, plus service at T-Mobile